It’s finally here. That time of year where everyone (wants to) look their best. Say it loud, BEACH SEASON!
Okay, glad we got that out of our system. Beach season just means that the nice weather is finally here so it’s time for people to show of their bods or lack thereof. It’s difficult to get that perfect body, but there are a few things you can do in the next few weeks so you can look great running or fishing or standing or whatever people do at the beach.
- Weight Loss Programs — Getting help from the pros is often your best bet at getting that superstar body. It’s tough to do it on your own, so why not ask medical professionals who can outline detailed and achievable weight loss goals for you? Good luck, because the hardest thing about preparing for beach season is donuts.
- Laser Hair Removal Service — Get that smooth look you’ve always wanted this year. Check out an experienced laser hair removal clinic (not the guy with the creepy mustache holding a laser pen) and see what it’s all about. Even if your nickname was “Wolverine” in high school because you mentioned you had chest hair one time… laser hair removal can still work for you.
- Be Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson — Chances are, if you’re Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, you’re going to look great this summer. So just keep doing what you’re doing.
- Dieting — Another way to lose a few pounds before you do beach things — dieting is great if you know what you’re doing. Try not to eat huge unhealthy meals and stop it with the junk food. Those donuts are coming back to haunt you yet again! Try snacking on some healthier things like fruit or vegetables if you can identify what those things are.
- Get Some Sun — You might want to get some sun before you pop that shirt off and light up the sky with your paleness. This obviously only applies to some people, as we can’t all be born with that natural tan of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Don’t forget about sunscreen too. For the Irish beach-goers, SPF one million is recommended.
- Wear Baggy Clothes — Sometimes, no matter how hard we try, we just can’t be Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. If it’s not working out, you can always just wear baggy clothes that can also act as a sun protector. A hilarious option is a T-Shirt that has printed on abs or one that says, “son of a beach.”